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Post by Meme on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:28 pm

cow All I Need to Know About Life, I learned from a Cow cow

1. Wake up in a happy moood.
2. Donít cry over spilled milk.
3. When chewing your cud, remember: Thereís no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
4. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.
5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all itís worth!
7. Itís better to be seen and not herd.
8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9. Never take any bull from anybody.
10. Always let them know whoís the bossy.
11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12. Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13. Donít forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

Source: Brown's Dairy


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Post by Blaizingfire on Tue Oct 20, 2009 10:59 pm

Very Happy On the subject of cows...........

Definition of a cow

A cow is a complex automatic milk manufacturing machine. It is encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical supports, one on each corner. The front end contains the cutting and grinding mechanism, as well as light sensors, an air inlet and exhaust, a bumper and foghorn.
At the rear is the dispensing apparatus and the automatic fly swatter.
The central portion houses a hydro chemical conversion plant. This consists of four fermentation and storage tanks connected by an intricate network of flexible plumbing. This section also contains the heating plant complete with automatic temperature control, pumping station and main ventilation system. The waste disposal apparatus is located at the rear of this central section.

In brief the externally visible features are - two lookers, two hookers, four stand uppers, four hang downers and a swishy wishy.

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Post by Meme on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:19 am

Laughing That is cute Blaize
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Post by Meme on Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:34 am

cow Ok here are few more items about Cows! cow

Did You Know:

All cows are females. Males are called bulls.

It takes 29 cups of milk to make 1 pound of butter.

Home delivery of milk (i.e. the milkman) started in 1942 as a war conservation measure.

A cow can't give milk until she has given birth to a calf.

Homogenized milk was introduced in 1919 on the East Coast.

A cow drinks over 117 gallons of water in a week.

The average cow produces 90 glasses of milk each day or about 200,000 glasses of milk throughout her life.

By 1973, only 10% of Americans still received home milk delivery. By 1995, only 1% of American homes were still visited by the milkman.

A cow's udder can hold 25 - 50 pounds of milk.

The national program of picturing lost children on milk cartons began on January 1, 1985. Within one month, over 400 dairies were participating.

Cows were first brought to Plymouth Colony in 1624.

American dairy farmers produced 156.6 billion pounds of milk in 1997.


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Brown's Velvet Dairy was founded in 1905. It is the only dairy in the City of New Orleans. It still operates in its original location.
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